04.04.08 (11:27 am) [edit]
Two space alien creatures are spotted on a county road this morning just outside of town. At this time it is unknown if the two were hostile or not, all though they appeared NOT to be.
The milk cow in the picture was taken hostage as a large ufo circled overhead and swooped down and took the big bull into outer-space.
The milk cow was crossing the road at the time and offered no resistance when the spaceship landed and the two space alien creatures put the bull in the craft.
Secret agent man used the last frame of his secret agent film in his secret agent camera to click a photograph which was released by secret agent agent man in a special news confrence yesterday at the scene which is being kept quiet at this time.
alienagent: Special
02.27.08 (4:33 pm) [edit]Chief Space Alien Investigator: ups; ddt; constipated global reporters; united bloggers of the pacific coast and other news sources from around the world reports; dateline; Squammisheye County Authorities have sighted two space aliens at a railroad track just inside the county line. Lawmen first saw a UFO Space ship hovering over the tracks at 11:53 pm (e.s.t.). The five officers in the police car were about 2 miles from the ufo ship. (photos of the ship to be released at a later date.) The five officers in the squad car radio’d in for a back up unit to meet them at the R.R. site, E.T.A. being about 20 minutes. It was then that i got the call on my red (princess) special ops phoneline from authorities wanting me to join the investigation. I had nine more quick cups of joe and three and a quarter packs of nonfilterd cigarettes before i set out on the mission to bust the creeps from the hidden planet of jakara which is on the back side of the outer universe. When i arrived, officer ‘ _ ‘ (all names with-held until the end of the u.s.d.a. investigation) told me exactly where in the clear darkend sky to see the ufo. I fixed my (then) blured vision on the location he emailed me earlier that evening. There it was! The largest U.F.O. i had ever investigated at that time. It was silver, blue, red, and tan and had glowing lights all around it. But the excitement was on the railroad tracks. As i turned and looked down as to rest my twisted neck, i spotted two space aliens lighting a bon-fire on the R.R. tracks. The pair waved at me, smiled and ask me if i knew what i was get’n into be’n there in the dark at that hour of the night. I identified myself as being a gov agent, took a quick photo and at about that time the midnight express train came roaring thru at around 160 mph. I jumped to the east side of the tracks to avoid becoming hamburger meat from the choo-choo-train. I landed on the sharp jagged rocks beside the tracks. As i rolled over, i saw that the midnight express had ran over the bon-fire putting out the fire and the space ship had hovered over the crash site and in a cloud of bluish-grey fog, the two space aliens were slowly sucked up into the spacecraft and in a supersonic flash, it swooped straight up. It took me a few minutes to regroup and pull myself back together from the semi state of shock i was in from the strange event. It was at that time, and after a sip from a now cold cup of coffee, that i decided to drive back to the donut shop, (when i arrived at the scene i had all the cops go and wait for me there, as not to reveal any gov info.) i had several days of paper work to fill out and i had to do it in secret. When i arrived at the donut shop everyone bought me a cup of coffee and four dozen donuts and we told deer hunting and fishing stories for the remainder of the morning. At least i had the tiny spy cam micro film to prove once again that ‘ Space Aliens Do Exist ‘ and i share it with you now. Don’t forget, this is a gov covert op, so keep quiet and if anyone should ask, just tell them the photo does not exist. ” Not the END “.